What an awesome elephant.

So... Christmas Day is coming to a close very soon.
The hype's dying down, but I won't say it's completely extinguished because I still have presents with me yet to be delivered(:

Christmas eve was spent delivering presents, mainly.
Went over to 4 different houses before settling down at our last stop, my aunt's in law, which means it's a distant grandma's place.
Really great food, like, woah, superb, and I had A LOT of wine.
HAHA, like, just keep sipping only.

There was this pink drink thing that no one knew what was in it.
Apparently, it was some drink thing mixed with alcohol, but seriously, no one knew.
So my sister and I happily drank like 10 cups, each, before we were told.
HAHAHA.
But oh heck, we were thirsty.

Then came out the limited edition...
HONEY WINE.

Never heard of it before, and it smelt very nice, so I sipped.
Actually, I gulped, then it burnt my throat, so I sipped.

The first taste was THE BEST.
Then it became not so nice as I drank more, but it was good enough anyways.
I was a little woozy after that, like, WOAH.
Die, next time sure drink a lot of alcohol, HAHA.

Today was spent having Bak Kut Teh for brunch, then an afternoon movie.
Alvin and The Chipmunks 2 (I would have watched Sherlock Holmes, but we had the young one to think of, so we settled for this).
I think the first one was better, this one a bit like, dry.
The funny parts were funny, no doubt, but the scene change a bit too fast, so it was like, just plain watching.

Back home now, doing sums.
Best way to spend Christmas man
HAHAHA.
But not exactly under torture anymore, since I've finally understood a tad more(:

I just squished a bloody luehgflewigfliehbfliugflseigfalw spider.
It is the size of this 0.
Die bugger, DIE.

Proceeding on to the letter making soon, just to earn some extra bucks(:

Did you know that elephants are the only animals that cannot jump?
HAHAHA, I've told quite a number of people, and this fact never gets old.

Only picture taken, because right after, it was a non-stop, fast-paced, mad and chaotic 4 hours.

Before I begin, just so you know, I am not in the right frame of mind right now.
HAHAHA.
I am so tired that my eyes are threatening to close any minute.
So poor fingers got to judge their own instincts and press any key their gut feelings tell them to press.

Sec 1 registration was today, and I was information board for 4 hours.
HAHAHA.
I should just plug a few wires into my body and connect them with my neurones, followed by buttons and switches for human usage.

At least 6 parents approached me today to ask about the school.
It felt like a quiz man, like a pop-quiz every few minutes, and the questions can be of any sort.
The worst thing was, I am always (well, 4 out of 6) with OTHER COUNCILLORS.
Do I have the "Come ask me a question!" look on my face?!
HAHAHAHA.

1 of the parent was from China, and I spoke Chinese for a solid half an hour.
Mighty hell, my tongue was all twisted and numb after that.
But the lady was really nice, and omg, what is 'Literature' in Chinese???
HAHAHA, I ended up using hand gestures and describing the subject like, what we do.
If any Chinese teacher were to be within a 10m radius around me, I would have been mercilessly murdered.
BUT BUT, the China mom said I spoke quite fluently!
Make me happy only, HAHAHA.

That went on and on and on for 4 hours.
Parents asking about student leaders (whether being a class committee member would automatically get you a spot in Council...), CCAs (whether the Drama Club puts up any religious performances because there might be conflict as her daughter wasn't a Catholic), where the General office is (a million times), where to hand in the parent volunteer form, how to get out of the school, where the toilets are (a million million times) and yada yada.
By the end of the afternoon, I was exhausted, but...

I had Math tuition.

Rushed home, showered and changed, and left the house, only to reach ON TIME.
2 hours of maths, which I'm EXTREMELY GLAD I'm slowly getting the hang of, though I'm very sure I can do better.
More practice is the KEY.

Omg, my eyelids can barely be lifted.
It's 2 more days to Christmas!
I'm excited!!!!!!
I don't really know why though.
HAHAHA.

FINALLY, gotten the last of my present hunting.
Found ~'s present AT LAST (omg, your present made me and my mom ran round the island man. HAHAHA! We only found it at the 9th shop we visited).
Got my mom's present too.
MY BRILLIANT IDEA!!
I had no idea what to get her, and my sister and dad's worse, so I roamed and thought and roamed and thought and finally, the light bulb above my head switched on(:

So, we'll see her reaction when she opens it on Christmas Day(:
Which means, I only have tomorrow to complete it.
Oh goodness.

OMG CANNOT TAHAN.
OKAY, HAPPY INTERNETING WHILE I GET SOME SNOOZE.
Goodnight(:

It's tang yuan day today!!!
I love the peanut ones.

Math math math math math.
Just a few more days and I can take a break from it.
A short one, so that I won't forget everything that I've managed to recall.

Headed over to my grandma's house after remedial to be Santa for a few minutes.
Delivered my cousins' presents, and had an awesome time catching up with dearest grandma.
My reward?
The best food on earth.

Long day again tomorrow.
Corporate video's out due to tight schedule and we've been replaced!
HAHA, kind of relief actually, because if I was down for that too, I would have gone bananas.

Till then(:

I saw Emily S today while cycling.
HAHAHAHA.
I didn't even recognise her at first.
I saw this person doing push-ups with 1 leg lifted on the barrier thing of the bridge above the sea at Pasir Ris park, and I was wondering who is that because I thought only my dad does these kinds of stuff after midway his jog.
As I cycled pass, I saw the hair, then then the face.

Jaw dropped.

Her too-long eyelashes were on, and she was super on about her exercise man.
She did like 5 sets of 10 or something, then she jogged back.
HAHAHAHA WOAH.

On the other hand, my sister and I completed about 12km on bike.
HAHAHA, feel the flabby thighs ache man.

Math at 8am was surprisingly not as bad as I thought it would be.
3 hours passed unknowingly, then I continued to get presents.
Chemistry tuition after that, and omg, I have forgotten so much it's not even funny.
I need to refresh, HARDCORE.
I think I need to do that for like every subject, and that's going to take A L O T of discipline.
We shall wish upon a star and hope things will get that much simpler.

I've spent practically everything I've earned, plus the savings in my little lion away on presents with a pathetic remainder of $30.
Still have ONE LAST PRESENT to settle, before I hide Mr Lion away until Chinese New Year comes(:

Oh yes, and The Stalker iz back in business after being on leave for 2 weeks.
HAHAHAHA.
VVELCOME BACK, ~~~.

Yesterday was mad.
Very, very mad.
Trampled on by people and fighting for the oxygen supply in town.
Managed to settle the bulk of presents, but still, I paid a price man.
It. Was. Mad.
Trust me on that.

More things coming my way as we speak.
I can almost hear it flying my way.

But before that, I need to get some shut-eye.

WHAT AN AWESOME PICTURE.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

'Click click', is the sound that my ligaments are making with every step I take.
Strained it on Thursday, made it worse on Friday, walking like a constipated ape on Saturday.
Oh well, gives me the excuse to stay seated and immobile.
HAHA.

After the 177 primary schools, I'm now on pre-schools.
So far, I've completed 130, finishing 56 just 2 minutes ago.
Work is never easy, is it?
Something somewhere must be sacrificed, and in this case, is my eyesight.
But I need the dollars to get Christmas presents, so I shall not complain.

It's really like some manufacturing line now.
Dad folds the flyers into 3 parts.
Sister sticks the stamp and company label onto the envelope.
I find the address, write the address on the envelope, record it on the hard copy, counter check the school's age, seal the envelope and that's one done.

. A T M C A R D .

Oh oh, guess what arrived at our doorstep 3 hours ago?
It's my parents' Christmas present to my sister.
Like, omg, it looks damn nice.
Whole package man, gear and all.
My sister wanted a skateboard (Never in my life have I EVER wanted a skateboard) but my dad doesn't allow because knowing me, I'm extremely accident-prone.
Knowing my sister, who's related to me, she might contract my accident-proness then.
So, NO.

Instead, they got her a mountain bike.
Like, W T H.
It appeared at our doorstep and she screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmed.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Omg, but she really not sharp enough.
Never pick up from me, what a pity (HAHA self-praise).

Supposedly, my parents and her walked to the bike place and then my parents ask which one nice.
Then she told them, and asked why, then my dad said "game only la, I like the blue one".
I was watching Avatar while all these happened, so it's mainly what my parents told me.
Omg, she's as gong as ever man.
Like B L U R.

Goodness, I would have guessed the minute I was at the bike place.

Christmas shopping tomorrow, and getting everyone's stuff as much as possible.
No more time left.

My first Council Christmas Party, and I must say it was pretty good.
Although if more people turned up, it would have been MUCh better.
Like seriously, these people don't come, or better still, say they are COMING but just go missing on the actual day with no reason to support their actions.
Bag of irresponsible chicken heads.

We had a 3 group, 7 men Amazing Race consisting of 12 stations.
HAHAHAHAHA.
It was fun la, and Harry Twi Twi was OVERALL CHAMPION.
That is, because, we have smart brains to think of renting a bike and therefore, zoomed from station to station while the other groups dragged their feet along behind them.

Omg, speaking about legs, I think something somewhere is wrong with my ligaments.
They are LUEGFLWUEFLQEWUBFLEWIUFUODG painful and I can't walk straight.
My knees have to bend while walking, so I look like an ape.
My dad just laughed at me, how nice.

BBQ was great, and I ended up taking home 3 months worth of sausage supplies as well as a chocolate cake.
Too many leftovers due to UNJUSTIFIED ABSENCE.
HAHAHA, but whatever, they lose out.

Christmas is coming, and I'm excited to give presents.
HAHAHA.

Why is there a topsy-turvy, curly, polka dotted, winding, meandering, roller coastery, splashed out, blothcy, fumbly, knotted, messy, clenched, jellyfishy, shy, afriad, fearless, retracting, hidden feeling in my tummy?
I have no answer.

AVATAR IS FANTASTIC.
LIKE F A N T A S T I C.
I want to watch again.

Failed attempt to Christmas shop today with the birthday girl.
We did, however, settle a gift, which therefore didn't make our trip useless.
Walked everywhere, ate ate ate, walked more.
The Cathay was first stop, followed by Orchard, then Marina.

Spent 15 minutes to find a dustbin.
How lame is that seriously.
In the end Chloe left to meet her curfew while I continued my dustbin search.
THE WHOLE OF CITYLINK MALL IS DUSTBINLESS.
Ended up in the MIDDLE of Raffles' City.

Today was a super like, omg, mighty PDA day.
Like, couples here and there doing stuff that turned out not exactly disturbing, but more amusing.
HAHAHA.

Firstly was the couple beside me in the theatre.
That was like, major touching and smooching (I could hear it during the adverts) and giggling and omg.
The guy was like, damn ugly.
The girl was ok, had capability to find better guy, but well, this one ain't too bad for her standard la huh.

There were random couples here and there, I think like 4, standing randomly and random corners whispering some sweet nothings to each other, while groping everywhere.

Then there are those who just snog right under your nose then stare at you like the "What are you looking at?! Jealous is it?! Kiss wrong ah?!" look.

Then came this couple in their early 20s.
The guy was holding the small of her back, then suddenly she sped up.
So the guy walked behind her, then omg, she did the most random thing.
She DAMN VIGOROUSLY pulled up her jeans and her underwear.
HAHAHAHA!
She tip-toed and like YANKED.
Both Chloe and I looked away immediately and burst out into laughter.

Now my ligaments feel knotted.
I hope it gets better tomorrow.

Maths to begin my day.
What a joy.